About

Howdy! I’m Meghan, and I believe soggy carbs and dressing room lighting are crimes against humanity, but nothing hurts my feelings more than uneven picas and Rainbow Wheel: a dementor in disguise.

My unhealthy obsessions include Dax Shepard, The Ohio State Buckeyes, and Big Brother. I have a zero-tolerance policy for Taylor Swift slander, speak of the 2016 Fiesta Bowl, and Aunt Jemima (I’m Canadian and take pride in real maple syrup).

Speaking of toppings, the Cobb Salad at Chick-Fil-A is a glorified chicken nugget meal propped up by lettuce; therefore the only salad in this stratosphere that I consume willingly. People who wear tight jeans on airplanes are not to be trusted; Moreover, I think flip-flops and jeans should be illegal, along with the incorrect use of your and you're.

Not knowing the best place for queso in Austin keeps me up at night. Please reach out if you can help me with this feat.